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Поделиться32015-09-12 11:56:10
"А можно я поем, а?"
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Поделиться42015-09-12 11:57:29
Сходил за хлебушком
Обычно в свои выходные, как проснусь, выхожу с собакой и на обратном пути, бывает, привязываю ее возле магазина и захожу купить хлеба. Но чаще, про хлеб забываю и приходится выходить еще раз. В этот раз я собрался с мыслями и заходил домой с буханкой свежего.
Жена: — Ты хлеб взял?
Я: — Да, вот он.
Жена: — Вижу. Собака где?
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Поделиться122015-09-14 10:59:07
— Увидимся завтра?
— Я болею.
— Можем посидеть в аптеке.
Поделиться132015-09-14 11:01:43
- двойной виски со льдом
- это школьный буфет
- жаль, очень жаль.
Поделиться152015-09-15 14:00:11
какие все-таки клевые доберы...
Поделиться182015-09-20 12:33:28
давно так не смеялась хд
Поделиться192015-09-22 23:37:08
привет, полуночники )
Поделиться202015-09-24 10:25:04
Наткнулся на такой вот забавный иллюстрированный словарик слэнга.
A is for Ankle
To walk, i.e. “Let’s ankle!”B is for Boozehound
A drunkard. “Get that boozehound out of here.”C is for Canceled Stamp
A wall flower or shy girl. “Shelly? She is such a canceled stamp don’t even bother.”D is for Drugstore Cowboy
A well-dressed man who loiters in public areas trying to pick up women. “I’ve seen that drugstore cowboy around.”E is for Egg
A person who lives a life of extravagance. “He’s a funny egg.”F is for Flivver
Any old broken down car. “I’m stuck driving this flivver for now.”G is for Glad Rags
“Going out on the town” clothes. ” Girls, get on your glad rags and lets go!”H is for Handcuff
An engagement ring. “Let me see that handcuff!”I is for Icy Mitt
To reject as a suitor; a cold or hostile reception. i.e. “She gave him the icy mitt.”J is for Juice Joint
An illegal bar (also called a speakeasy) that sold alcohol during prohibition. “We’re all headed to that juice joint tonight.”K is for “Know Your Onions”
To know one’s business or what one is talking about. “Oh, he know’s his onions there is no doubt about that.”L is for “Let’s Blouse”
Lets get outta here! “This party is a drag, let’s blouse.”M is for Mrs. Grundy
A bookish prude or uptight woman. “She is such a Mrs. Grundy that she refuses to go into the water.”N is for Nifty.
A common phrase meaning neat, cool, or handy. “She was wearing this really nifty, low-cut dress with a fringe around the hem”O is for Oliver Twist
A very skilled dancer. “Look at you, Oliver Twist!”P is for Petting Pantry
A movie theatre. Also used when one or more couples were making out in a room. “What’s showing at the petting pantry?”Q is for Quilt.
A drink that warms you up! ” I need a nice quilt.”R is for Rub
A student dance party. “Will I see you at the rub tonight?”S is for Splifficated.
To get very drunk. “My word, i’m positively splifficated.”T is for “Tell it to Sweeney!”
“Tell someone who cares.” This saying also became a slogan for the New York Daily News. ” Go tell it to sweeney”.U is for Upchuck
Getting sick from alcohol. “Oh, Peter is going to upchuck.”V is for Vamp
An aggressive tease or flirt. “What a vamp Carol is!”W is for Wurp
A wet-blanket, kill joy, or debbie downer. ” No need to be such a Wurp.”X was tough, so here’s a nifty cat instead.
Y is for “You slay me!”
A phrase used if you find someone particularly funny. “Are you serious? You slay me.”Z is for completely Zozzled.
Drunk, wasted, or completely gone. “The entire speakeasy was zozzled.”