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Можно выкладывать анекдоты, смешные видео, картинки, гифы и прочее что вас улыбнуло или насмешило до колик в животе)

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"А можно я поем, а?"
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Сходил за хлебушком

Обычно в свои выходные, как проснусь, выхожу с собакой и на обратном пути, бывает, привязываю ее возле магазина и захожу купить хлеба. Но чаще, про хлеб забываю и приходится выходить еще раз. В этот раз я собрался с мыслями и заходил домой с буханкой свежего.
Жена: — Ты хлеб взял?
Я: — Да, вот он.
Жена: — Вижу. Собака где?
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— Увидимся завтра?
— Я болею.
— Можем посидеть в аптеке.

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- двойной виски со льдом
- это школьный буфет
- жаль, очень жаль.

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какие все-таки клевые доберы...

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xd
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давно так не смеялась хд
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привет, полуночники )
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Наткнулся на такой вот забавный иллюстрированный словарик слэнга.

The A-Z’s Of 1920s Slang

A is for Ankle
To walk, i.e. “Let’s ankle!”
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B is for Boozehound
A drunkard. “Get that boozehound out of here.”
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C is for Canceled Stamp
A wall flower or shy girl. “Shelly? She is such a canceled stamp don’t even bother.”
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D is for Drugstore Cowboy
A well-dressed man who loiters in public areas trying to pick up women. “I’ve seen that drugstore cowboy around.”
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E is for Egg
A person who lives a life of extravagance. “He’s a funny egg.”
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F is for Flivver
Any old broken down car. “I’m stuck driving this flivver for now.”
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G is for Glad Rags
“Going out on the town” clothes. ” Girls, get on your glad rags and lets go!”
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H is for Handcuff
An engagement ring. “Let me see that handcuff!”
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I is for Icy Mitt
To reject as a suitor; a cold or hostile reception. i.e. “She gave him the icy mitt.”
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J is for Juice Joint
An illegal bar (also called a speakeasy) that sold alcohol during prohibition. “We’re all headed to that juice joint tonight.”
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K is for “Know Your Onions”
To know one’s business or what one is talking about. “Oh, he know’s his onions there is no doubt about that.”
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L is for “Let’s Blouse”
Lets get outta here! “This party is a drag, let’s blouse.”
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M is for Mrs. Grundy
A bookish prude or uptight woman. “She is such a Mrs. Grundy that she refuses to go into the water.”
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N is for Nifty.
A common phrase meaning neat, cool, or handy. “She was wearing this really nifty, low-cut dress with a fringe around the hem”
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O is for Oliver Twist
A very skilled dancer. “Look at you, Oliver Twist!”
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P is for Petting Pantry
A movie theatre. Also used when one or more couples were making out in a room. “What’s showing at the petting pantry?”
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Q is for Quilt.
A drink that warms you up! ” I need a nice quilt.”
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R is for Rub
A student dance party. “Will I see you at the rub tonight?”
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S is for Splifficated.
To get very drunk. “My word, i’m positively splifficated.”
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T is for “Tell it to Sweeney!”
“Tell someone who cares.” This saying also became a slogan for the New York Daily News. ” Go tell it to sweeney”.
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U is for Upchuck
Getting sick from alcohol. “Oh, Peter is going to upchuck.”
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V is for Vamp
An aggressive tease or flirt. “What a vamp Carol is!”
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W is for Wurp
A wet-blanket, kill joy, or debbie downer. ” No need to be such a Wurp.”
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X was tough, so here’s a nifty cat instead.
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Y is for “You slay me!”
A phrase used if you find someone particularly funny. “Are you serious? You slay me.”
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Z is for completely Zozzled.
Drunk, wasted, or completely gone. “The entire speakeasy was zozzled.”
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